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It’s a jQuery plugin to generate sample text using the Back To The Future script. Wow.

…or just grab a load of the ready-rendered bumpf:

I need fuel. Go ahead, quick, get in the car. Stand tall, boy, have some respect for yourself. Don’t you know that if you let people walk all over you know, they’ll be walking all over you for the rest of your life? Listen to me, do you think I’m gonna spend the rest of my life in this slop house? Go. George, aren’t you gonna kiss me? Indeed I will, roll em. I, Doctor Emmett Brown, am about to embark on an historic journey. What have I been thinking of, I almost forgot to bring some extra plutonium. How did I ever expect to get back, one pallet one trip I must be out of my mind. What is it Einy? Oh my god, they found me, I don’t know how but they found me. Run for it, Marty.

Okay, alright, I’ll prove it to you. Look at my driver’s license, expires 1987. Look at my birthday, for crying out load I haven’t even been born yet. And, look at this picture, my brother, my sister, and me. Look at the sweatshirt, Doc, class of 1984. Alright, okay listen, keep your pants on, she’s over in the cafe. God, how do you do this? What made you change your mind, George? You know, Doc, you left your equipment on all week. I got enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy. What?

Whoa, wait, Doc. Oh, uh, hey you, get your damn hands off her. Do you really think I oughta swear? He’s alright. When could weathermen predict the weather, let alone the future. You want it, you know you want it, and you know you want me to give it to you.

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Last updated on 19th May 2019